Ben Pakulski is bodybuilding’s Stephen Hawking!
Ben Pakulski is known for taking a scientific approach to bodybuilding. You have seen him in the lab with Dr. Jacob Wilson, in Generation Iron. Ben is now taking it a step further and teaming up with Stephen Hawking to develop a new theory on how to grow his biceps. The theory that he has developed, is that you must mentally connect with black holes, and then visualize an equation that cancels the black holes out in your head, while you are curling. During rest periods, you must stare out the window and visualize your bicep being one with the Milky Way Galaxy. Since the Milky Way is 12,000 light years in diameter, becoming one with it, can increase the diameter of your biceps.
The sun moves around the Milky Way, and Milky Way moves around a Cosmic Microwave Background. Ben knows there is something here to study. There is a direct connecting between the sun moving around the galaxy, exactly the same way he walks around the bench press for 15 min between sets, with 5 plates on each side. The Galaxy moves around a Cosmic Microwave Background, and Ben uses a microwave all the time. Having a constant mental connection to black holes, the universe and our galaxy, Ben guarantees you will see results if you buy his new workout plan. Batteries not included, neither are syringes.
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