Chris Jones found homeless in gym!
Chris Jones is the Youtube fitness star that is responsible for Physiques Of Greatness, a great youtube channel. People were concerned when we found him sleeping by the water fountain, smelling like a rats diarrhea fart. Right after we gave him a little bum kick, he popped up on bench press and said…
His eyes were so red, that he either didn’t sleep for weeks, or he was coming from the “Little Crack-House on the Prairie”. Chris was also upset because Instagram didn’t instantly give him a gram, which cracked everyone up. It looks like Chris is experimenting with a crack only diet, and plans to loose 95% of his bodyweight. The reason would be non other than to be lighter and run faster, when he is stealing VCR’s and is getting chased by the cops.
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