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Don’t Hate Them For Being Gay, Out Of The Closet Athletes!

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Gay Athletes are becoming more popular by the day!

Gay athletes are coming forward and coming out of the closet more frequently than ever. Gay olympic athletes, gay NBA athletes, and gay NFL athletes are all over the place. But there are many more Division 1 and professional athletes that swing the other way, than you may think. Let’s take a look at some athletes who recently came out of the closet and told the world they are the lucky charm at the end of the rainbow.

Gay NBA Athlete Blake Griffin

Yes, you heard it correct. Blake Griffin is gay as all hell. As you can see below, he is forcing his trainer to give him a blowjob, at which point his trainer pulls away, and screams “Not Again Blake!”

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Many players have been caught making out on the court, but never got any attention because they always make it seem like an accident. Kiss after kiss, we are starting to think that these kisses are intentional and not accidental. If you think about it, players from opposing teams only see each other 2 times a year, and they want to take advantage of that. Their time on the court is the only time they have together, so they need to make the best of it.

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Baron Davis is a gay NBA athlete

If you don’t know who Baron Davis is, he is a gay NBA player, who was caught on camera being gay as hell. Due to the picture below, we have come to the conclusion, that Baron Davis is gay. We all know that pictures do not lie, and because we do have a picture of this nba player being gay, we are certain he is.

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Gay NFL Players Colin Kaepernick and Cam Newton come forward…

Colin Kaepernick did not get black balled from the NFL, he black balled himself because he couldn’t play against Cam Newton, or even on the same team as him, without giving away their secret…that they are a couple. Since Michael Sam is the first NFL gay athlete to come forward, Colin and Cam said screw it and wanted to tell the world that sometimes they play pocket pool with each other.

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These two guys are not the only gay NFL players out there, they are just some of the very few that actually ever came out. Football players have always expressed how they they are publicly, but we as viewers have just chosen to ignore them despite obvious signs they provided to the public.

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Every Wrestler Is Gay

Every wrestler that is currently wrestling or has ever wrestled, has come out of the closet and said they are gay. These are huge breaking news! I bet you always wondered how these guys can grab each others balls for hours a day if they are not gay, but it turns out, that every single wrestler on earth is gay! It is the first gay sport since the beginning of all sports! People are very happy that they can come to wrestling in open arms today and not have to hide their sexuality. They can grab balls and ass in peace finally!

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Foot Ferries, Also Known As Soccer Players Are Coming Out!

Gay soccer players were always called foot ferries, and soccer was always considered a gay sport, at least in the United States. Last week, we caught two gay soccer players who lost their mind and could not hold back their boners, and made a public scene. This looks pretty intense if you ask me…

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Things have gotten out of hand in soccer, and now from time to time, players are getting naked on the field and soliciting sex in the middle of the games. Showing your ass on the field, and seeing who reacts to it, is a great way to find out who else is gay. This is also a great way to know whose number to try and get after the game.

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Surging Gay Baseball Players

That is correct my friends, Americas favorite pass time if full of every republicans worst nightmare, gay people! Do not adjust your telephone screen or your laptops, this is real footage from gay baseball players showing their affection for one another in public. They want to send a message to the people, and that message is, hey… sometimes you just get horny and you gotta do what you gotta do!

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If you are looking for something more graphic, in order to be a believer, we still have you covered! I wish there was some sort of explanation for the picture below. I wish there was some photoshop done that makes this not true, but there is none of the above. This is a gay baseball player grabbing another guys dick during a game. Nothing more to it.

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Who Said Gay Swimmers Are Gay?

I hate it when I hear swimmers are gay. It’s not like a bunch of guys wear speedos, shower together and then kiss and make out in public pools right? I wish people would just stop the rumors…

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During swimming matches, not once have I ever seen another swimmer touch another swimmer in a way where I would think they are gay. If something like that happened before, I would understand, but there is no proof that any swimmers every engaged in inappropriate contact.

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Gay Figure Skating – Truth Revealed

Last but not least, everyone wants to find out if figure skaters are gay. Well, I have a very easy way to answer that question. Here is an example of a straight guy ice skating, and a gay guy figure skating. Next time you see one or the other, you will be able to tell.

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