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This Guy Decides To Get Fake Calf Implants, And Realizes He Made A Horrible Mistake!

fake calf implants

How would you feel if for the rest of your life, you can’t wear shorts because of a stupid decision you made?

Well this guy as to live with his decision and the consequences!

In Case You Are Dumb Enough To Get Them, Here Is The Procedure!

  • At the initial consultation, the surgeon will make sure the patient is a candidate for surgery, will discuss goals and will choose an implant size and shape to achieve the desired outcome.
  • A suitable candidate for calf implants is a non-smoker in good health, at a healthy weight, who desires more definition and shape in the calves, but has been unable to achieve it with exercise.
  • For surgery, the patient typically is placed under general anesthesia or sedation with local anesthesia. The surgeon then makes an incision behind the knee, inserts a silicone implant behind the skin of the calf and closes the incision. Surgery takes about two and a half hours.
  • It is necessary to take several days off from work, and full recovery takes two to three months.

Following this procedure, you can expect to look like a complete idiot. Good luck!