Kali Muscle wants to go back to prison!
Kali Muscle, our favorite Youtube fake natty, was spotted slapping white women in public recently. We believe that Kali’s top ramen and tuna eating ass must want to go back to prison. The top ramen and tuna was the Kali Muscle diet in jail. Yes Kali is ghetto, rides around on a bike with no seat, with a money clip full of food stamps, but slapping white girls in public is just moronic. This will land Kali’s ghetto dollar store robbing, chicken wing shoplifting ass back in jail. Hot chicken wings are also a part of the Kali Muscle Diet, with a 40 oz of Budweiser.
Yes, Kali used to take out payday loans so he can go to the strip club with his mom. Yes he put ziplock bags in his moms purse when they go to the buffet, and pistol whipped senior citizens. That was never included in the Kali Muscle diet tips! But we really thought he straightened out since prison. Today he makes a peaceful living on social media, where he just does creative stuff all day and gets poked by people he doesn’t know, similar to prison. Seeing him slapping white girls in public on camera, lets us know he lost his damn mind and will be reunited with his boys on the yard soon.
To follow the Kali Muscle diet, you basically have to live in jail. He needs his diet back, and slapping women is his ticket to go back there and continue the strict prison food meal plan..aka, the Kali Muscle diet.
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