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Kim Jung-un, Dennis Rodman And Donald Trump Meeting Results!

Kim Jung-un, Donald Trump, And Dennis Rodman Finally Meet…

Donald Trump is known to be friends with Dennis Rodman, and that is the one and only thing that bonds Donald Trump and Kim Jung-un leading to their meeting. During Trump’s days when he was hooking up with Stormy Daniels, Jenna Jameson, Brianna Banks, and most other employees of Brazzers, Dennis Rodman was actually always by his side, partying and doing drugs with the Donald. The world does not know this, but Kim Jung-un and The Donald have a best friend in common!

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Once Donald Trump found out he and Kim have Dennis as a friend in common, they immediately agreed to meet. Since they are all high profile, the only way to have this meeting was to disguise it as a political event, but what they really wanted to talk about, is how they can run a train on Stormy Daniels.

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How Did Kim Jung-un and Dennis Rodman Become Friends?

Kim Jung-un is known to be a virgin, and who better to seek advice from other than Dennis Rodman, who has had sex with half of planet earth. This is the original bond Kim Jung-un had with Dennis, and this bond continues to grow. Donald on the other hand, is the closes thing next to a porn star. Paying for sex is something the Donald is no stranger to, so everyone here has a lot to learn from one another. The first piece of advice Dennis gave to Kim Jung-un, is that before you start any conversation with any girl, do a fat line of cocaine!

 

Kim Jung-un Paid For Dennis Rodman To Fly Into Singapore…

There was an airport sighting in Singapore, where Dennis Rodman landed today to attend the meeting with Drumpf and Kim Jung-un. I bet you are thinking what I’m thinking… where the hell did Dennis Rodman get many to pay for an airplane ticket. It’s not like he blew all of his money on drugs. And how can you blame Kim Jung-un and Donald Trump for wanting to be friends with this guy, he looks harmless and just like your average guy next door…

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Dennis Rodman Has Proven He Can Pick Up Chicks

Dennis has a lot of credibility when it comes to picking up chicks. He has been known to have hooked with with Madonna, Carmen Electra, and many other “good looking” girls, but when he hooked up with Ivanka Trump, that solidified him as the ultimate pimp. This being the exact reason Trump and Kim want to plan a party with this guy.

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Their meeting tonight will consist of inviting Stormy Daniels to Kim Jung-un’s private quarters in his nuclear science lab, where they will be using mini nuclear rockets for foreplay, as Trump watches and records to send to Michael Cohen so he can watch while he’s in prison. Dennis on the other hand, will be in charge of the drugs. These would consist of “crazy lady” North Korean cocaine, and Trump’s favorite, molly.

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