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OJ Simpson convicted of murdering his arteries and gaining 70 lbs in jail!

OJ Simpson Parole

Is this guy really getting out of jail!

The answer is yes. This guy that is most likely a serial killer, will be walking streets this October! But we are not here to talk about that, we are here to talk about how and why OJ got fat as all hell why he was in jail and how he lost the weight. Getting fat, you can probably guess… Sitting around in jail, eating junk, being depressed, but also happy you are not in for life lol..The pounds come quickly.

OJ Simpson is not only pining for his freedom, he also longs for the days when he was described as a handsome hunk and not a flabby failure. And he’s finally doing something about it.

According to a close family friend, the 66-year-old disgraced gridiron great is desperately trying to lose weight, tired of reading published reports that he is old and fat since he appeared at a bail hearing last summer in an effort to have his 2008 armed-robberty conviction overturned.

‘OJ has been upset. Everybody keeps talking about how he’s gained so much weight and that he looks awful!’ the friend explained. One time he got caught by the guards and they embarrassed him in front of the other inmates. He also loves ice cream sandwiches and would eat three or four at a time.

‘OJ would rather eat junk food than what they had for lunch or dinner in the chow hall.’

OJ Simpson Parole

Inmates typically eat hot or cold cereal like oatmeal or Cheerios for breakfast. For lunch they typically get cold sandwiches of bologna or peanut butter with carrots or some oher veggies on the side and there is a rotation burgers, hot dogs and some sort of pasta for dinner.

‘The food is terrible but it’s better for you than chips and ice cream.





 By the time he was convicted of burglary, robbery and kidnapping in 2008, OJ was looking tired an paunchy. But it was at his parole hearing last year that his cookie-and-ice-cream diet took it’s true toll in pounds

‘OJ is being careful not to eat the pasta but he will eat the burgers without the bread. He can also buy canned vegetables or canned tuna from the commissary and he’s doing more of that instead of chips and cookies.

He says its not so much that he likes the junk food but rather the horrible food the prison is giving the inmates is the reason he eats chips instead of the green hot dogs.

‘I gained weight eating all those canned beans from the commissary but just because I can’t get enough fruits and vegetables,’ Simpson reportedly said about his weight gain. “My family’s been bugging me to stop with the beans.’

Fast forward to 2017, OJ has lost the weight! This will make him more agile and fit, to commit more murder. So if you see this crazy bastard on the street, run the other way!



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