Fun Read

Trae Young SIGNS $300M DEAL With Rogaine To Be A Hair Model!

Muscleroast.com

Trae Young Hair Landed Him Big Bucks!

Trae Young has weird hair, and one can’t help it but think, that this dude is just plain and simple going bald.

There is nothing wrong with that, it’s landing him some big bucks with a sponsor! More in the $300 Million range. With all of that money coming in, he’s already chilling with celebrities!

trae young hair

  • Watching him walk around in his Lamelo Ball Shoes, it’s definitely a shame that he is going bald at such a young age, but also, it’s kind of stupid for him to have that weird ass haircut and trying to cover it up. Just cut it off right?

Even random people on Twitter are talking shit about Trae Young’s hair! Take a look at this Tweet that got A LOT of attention.

trae young hair

Poor Trae is getting all sorts of shit for his hair online, but he will be laughing all the way to the bank!

He might be the first college basketball player in history that has a comb over as a freshman. Unless Donald Trump was the first, which is truly a possibility. 

trae young hair

Trae Young’s Hair Gets Him A Contract With Rogain…

Trae Young’s hair has landed him a massive contract with Rogaine. That massive contract is a 5 year deal for $300M. Why?

Well Rogaine knows that Trae Young is going bald as shit, and they also know that he will be massively famous in the next 24 months, if not sooner. They want to capitalize on this young kid, and just turn him into a walking billboard for Rogaine.

  • Here is a picture of him and LeBron (another one that won’t come to terms with this baldness), where you can get a better view of a bald spot or two on Trae’s head.

trae young hair

Rogaine knows that Trae Young or any other player in college are not supposed to sign any contracts where they will be receiving money. But NOW HE IS IN THE NBA! It’s all fair game!

Rogaine does not give two shits, and neither does Trae Young. He has a busted ass haircut, basically a comb over like Trump, and he sure as hell wants to capitalize on it.

  • During his contract signing with Rogaine, he was asked to take his hat off for the camera and show the world and his sponsors how busted his dome is…

trae young hair

Trae Young said, “I might not be getting any action right now from chicks, but once this contract hits I’ll be laughing all the way to the bank, and the strip club.”

  • And we believe you Trae. If you ever decide to get hair plugs, we are sure you have plenty of hair on your ass that you can transplant, and it will probably look better than it does now.

trae young hair

Regardless, good luck with everything brother! Just always keep this in mind, you can put an end to this with just one purchase of clippers. You have seen the comb overs of Darren Williams and Lebron James right?

It’s not a pretty site!

Muscleroast.com

instagram




error: Content is protected !!