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Trae Young Signs $300M Deal With Rogaine To Be A Hair Model, Unbelievable…

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It’s no secret that Trae Young has a weird ass haircut.

Trae Young has weird hair, and one can’t help it but think, that this dude is just plain and simple going bald.

Watching him walk around in his Lamelo Ball Shoes, it’s definitely a shame that he is going bald at such a young age, but also, it’s kind of stupid for him to have that weird ass haircut trying to cover it up.

He might be the first college basketball player in history that has a comb over as a freshman.

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Now we can say that he looks like he only has messy hair in that picture, and we are being a little too harsh on him. Well since he is a new player, it’s a little hard to find great pictures, but they do get worse and worse.

  • It’s a shame we have to do an article like this on such a young kid, because we do not wish baldness on any young kid at an early age, but if you have some fucked up hair you’re going to hear about it 🙂

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Trae Young’s Hair Gets Him A Contract With Rogain…

Trae Young’s hair has landed him a massive contract with Rogaine. That massive contract is a 5 year deal for $300M. Why?

Well Rogaine knows that Trae Young is going bald as shit, and they also know that he will be massively famous in the next 24 months, if not sooner. They want to capitalize on this young kid, and just turn him into a walking billboard for Rogaine.

Here is a picture of him and LeBron (another one that won’t come to terms with this baldness), where you can get a better view of a bald spot or to on Trae’s head.

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Rogaine knows that Trae Young or any other player in college are not supposed to sign any contracts where they will be receiving money.

Rogaine does not give two shits, and neither does Trae Young. He has a busted ass haircut, basically a comb over like Trump, and he sure as hell wants to capitalize on it.

During his contract signing with Rogaine, he was asked to take his hat off for the camera and show the world and his sponsors how busted his dome is…

Trae Young said, “I might not be getting any action right now from chicks, but once this contract hits I’ll be laughing all the way to the bank, and the strip club.”

And we believe you Trae. If you ever decide to get hair plugs, we are sure you have plenty of hair on your ass that you can transplant, and it will probably look better than it does now. Regardless, good luck with everything brotha.