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Vegan Gains thinks red meat kills, what about green?

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He wakes up every morning still a virgin, in the middle of nowhere in Canada, brushes his little mini afro, kisses his girlfriend without brushing his teeth, and gets ready to make another video about how red meat will kill you. How is red meat going to kill you?

Vegan Gains thinks red meat kills, what about green?

Vegan Gains makes some good points on Youtube about the fitness industry, like that everyone is bigger than him and that he’s a hater. He wakes up every morning still a virgin, in the middle of nowhere in Canada, brushes his little mini afro, kisses his girlfriend without brushing his teeth, and gets ready to make another video about how red meat will kill you. How is red meat going to kill you? I think green meet will kill you. With all the starvation out there in the world, if you are fortunate enough to get a steak, please bite the shit out of it!

Vegan Gains

Vegan Gains, no brains, whacking off to plantains, sniffing lines of whole grains, should eat some meat and stop the complaints. Just because you look like Barak Obama’s retarded younger brother, and got married at an iHop in a hoodie, doesn’t mean you should hate everyone who thinks meat is good, and broccoli doesn’t give them wood.

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